Usaha Kue Yanti

ini cerita bener bener bikin gue ngakak kalau inget inget kejadiannya.
kejadiannya udah lamasih,tapi ini baru sempet nge post gue. setelah sekian lama gue bergulat dengan soal-soal ujian.
dan akhirnya SKI gue untuk yang pertama kali dapet 100 !!! ini bener bener harus dimasukin ke MURI. karena ini adalah kejadian langka.oke ini sangatlah tidak penting.
balik lagi ke usaha kue yanti,ceritanya begini :
si isum,temen asrama gue,dia mungkin lagi bete dan tiba tiba dia ngambil handphone terus dia nelfon seseorang dan dia ketawa ketawa. sumpah iseng abis.
terus kan ya,gue heran dong kenapa pada ketawa,nah gue samperin aja mereka dan mereka tambah ngakak.dan gue tambah bingung.
pas gue tanya,ternyata si isum abis nelfon orang yang punya usaha kue. jadikan si vira beli kue gitu,nah ada nama toko kue nya sama nomor hp nya,yaudah di telfon. percakapannya gini:

isum: hallo usaha kue yanti?
yanti (suara cowok): iya,ada yang bisa dibantu?
isum:kue nya enak
yanti: oh makasih
isum:warna nya kuning
yanti: iya silahkan beli lagi
isum: ini lagi dimakan,belom abis

dan kita ngakak semuanya,sumpah iseng abis.
nah akhirnya selesai percakapan isum dan si toko yanti.

We Belong Together (Ft. Parkbom) (English Version) Lyrics

Yea, Baby Boo

Im always thinking about you

Whatever you do, Ill always trust you

You know We belong together uh

*Boy Im ready for your love (yea yea)

You got me going steady for your love (oh oh)

Nobody but you Im thinking of (dont cry)

So heavenly so obvious (thanks a lot, yea)

Ooh baby Im so ready for your love (love me)

You got me going steady for your love (we belong together uh)

Aint nobody but you Im thinking of (yess)

Thats only because we belong together (lets go)

(Oh) Uhh hey baby girl, whats up

Give me just a little time

You be always on the go, its like, oh, you can barely say Hi

My sweet lover, there can never be another

Wanna rub ya, baby all the above

No one can deny youre so fly, so fly

Gotta say my, my

And its killing me everyday of the week

Oh, but I guess I get by

Want you on this side of me

Just ride with me to our destination

Kick back, unwind and relax you know

(Ooh, baby baby)

Never mind your probs and woes

We can sail away and free those

Everyday type city life

Now its our time, enjoy this view

The sun is out and its all about you and me

Lets get this groove on

Get a move on

Hey, lets cruise on

Until the morning yo

Repeat *

http://www.6lyrics.com/we_belong_together_ft_parkbom_english_version-lyrics-big_bang1.aspx

(hey hey, hey hey)

Girly got that good stuff!

Please, give me room, Ima do when I do these, in full swing

When I cleared the room, there she was, so beauty

Never ever did I lay my two eyes on so much juicy (so juicy)

Gotta say shes so incredible; classy, not a hoochie

So truly, wanna show her Im that kinda guy, fosho

That gives her more than your average, Im goin all for broke

Just like these deep flows, I got what it takes to beat yours

So they may call me HERO

But enough of that youre all crying out Drama

Girl you got my head on spin, aint nothing I would do

Whats going on, we going out

Cuz its about me and you

Im talking every second of every minute, Im thinking about you

We gonna breeze right through, forever from my heart, I promise you

Repeat *

(yea, listen)

The way you treatin me

So heavenly and wonderful (Trust me)

Oh we have so much so fun, cant get enough, I need some more (Na, na)

Thats for sure, gotta let you know

Im ready to just give you my all (Gotta be, gotta be my love)

And I cant wait for you to hold me gently in your arms (Im so happy)

Caress my body baby, as we both become one (I love you)

Feel it all deeply in my heart

That we belong together my love, oh

(Oh) Baby, your love is so mind-blowing (Oh yea)

I need you, gotta please you my girl

And thats for life-long (Oh baby, baby)

Baby, you know were so right flowin

Indeed we got a thing, cant no one ever deny

Baby, your love is so mind-blowing (oh baby baby)

I need you, gotta please you my girl

And thats for life-long (You know that I love you, yea)

Baby, you know were so right flowin (belong together)

Indeed we got a thing, cant no one ever deny (ooh baby)

Sorry Are You Indonesian ?

Hello !!! Kali ini gue mau cerita tentang diri gue dan orang-orang yang udah pernah ngeliat gue secara langsung maupun foto.
bagi yang belom ngeliat gue,bisa liat di fot mana ajadeh.
dan abis kalian lihat foto gue,apa pendapat kalian ?
well banyak banget kejadian yang bikin gue risih sama tampang gue yang gak jelas ini. gue pernah disangka orang aceh lah,orang ambon lah,orang india lah,bahkan sampe orang arab. -.-
ohya..pernah pada suatu hari,gue jalan naik angkot sama nenek gue,terus ada ibu-ibu gitu.
nah si ibu tadi bingung gitu ngeliat gue. dan dia kayak mau ngomong tapi ketahan gitu. terus ya masa ibu itu akhirnya ngomong sama nenek gue
ibu : ibu darimana?
nenek : dari batusangkar
ibu : itu anak ibu?
nenek : bukan,cucu
ibu : oh orangtuanya orang arab ya?
gue : shock kaget ngakak dalem hati
nenek : hahahaha iyanih bapaknya arab
gue: sumpah nenek gue ngelawak
ibu : oh..pantesan..bisa bahasa indonesia gak bu?
gue : anjiiir sasaran empuk banget kalau gue ajakin bahasa arab
nenek: bisa kok,tapi dia bahasa arab
gue : tambah lawak

yaaa begitulah kira kira..dan semenjak itu,gue selalu di ledekin arab,sama keluarga gue.
rasanya pengen gue tunjukkin KTP gue kalau gue tuh orang Depok !!! Depok asli !! hahahaha
oh iya ada satu lagi!
pas gue sama risti,dema,nita ke pim,gue ditegur sama bule dan dia nanya
'are you indonesian?'
astagaaaaaaaaaaaaa apaansih ??? iyeee gue depok woy

Love
safuranazlah